Do you really want to be ruler of the world?
Yes, yes I do.
Why?
Because, because I do.
Can I be ruler of the world after you?
There is already a line up of people waiting for that position. Fret not young
wannabe, I will not stay as ruler of the world for long. Just long enough to get
business cards printed then I will resign. Remaining as leader any longer then that
may lead to an assassination.
Are you serious about this, I mean really serious?
Completely serious. After all if I weren't serious would I have built this wonderful
site about it? Would I have wasted precious minutes stealing images from other sites
to put on this one... I think not.
No really are you serious?
Hey, someone has to rule the world, whos gonna do it, you, I think not. You are too
weak otherwise you'd already have a ruler of the world web page.
You need help.
Yes I do, I need your help to become ruler of the world. The best way you can help is
by voting for me for ruler of the world.
Pete, you are one amazing guy, where do I sign up?
Well right here of course. Fill in your name and your email address below
along with any comments and well wishes and you will be added to our
database.