Peter's Stalking Kerri Green
and Ruler of the World Page
Part of the PETER FOR RULER OF THE WORLD network.
Who is Kerri Green?
You'd be surprised how often I am asked this. Kerri Green was a young actress who you've undoubtable seen, but never knew her name. She did a few movies when she was around 18 then vanished for awhile (I think she was possible abducted by aliens, I don't know for sure though... to bad there wasn't someone stalking her back then who could tell us).What movies did Kerri Green do?
Kerri, as I like to call her, stared in The Goonies as the little red haired girl. She was also the little red haired girl in Lucus and the red haired girl in Tainted Blood. She was not, however, Charlie Brown's little red haired girl.... that was someone else. She was also in a few other movies including Summer Rental but it has been years since I've seen that movie, long before I knew who Kerri Green was, so I can't say for certain, but she probably played a red haired girl in that movie too.I thought this site was about you ruling the world?
It is.I'm confused?
Its quite simple. You know how your flicking through the channels on your TV and theres nothing ever on, and you go to the maximum channel number and just for fun, you change the channel one higher? Well what happens? It goes to channel 2! Well I ask you, what about channel 1? Once I am ruler of the world I will make an all Kerri Green channel which will appear on every TV in the world. It will be on channel 1.All Kerri Green? Pete, your a genius!
Yes, yes I am. And I mean ALL Kerri Green. There will be no commercials, and it will be a 24/7 station with only her, so that means every show she was ever in will be played back to back over and over again for all eternity. Better yet, all scenes in the shows which do not have Kerri Green in them will be edited out, so at any moment you can turn to that channel and see her. Of course the stories will no longer make sense, but I feel that is a sacrifice mankind is ready to make.Its a brilliant idea, whats the catch?
The catch is that before I can give such a wonderous gift to the television watching community I need to first be ruler of the world. That means I need your vote!This could become pretty expensive if you are broadcasting around the world, couldn't it?
A small fee to all subscribers of the Kerri Green channel will take care of all costs. I'm thinking around 1 cent/year. At my previous estimate of 8 billion people on Earth at the time I become ruler of the world, that will mean an annual income of $80,000,000. Now if you are one of the first 800,000 people to vote for me, I will give you a life time subscription to the Kerri Green channel for FREE! Thats right, FREE!Pete, you are one amazing guy, where do I sign up?
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