Peter's Killing Stupid People
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The Problem
Lets face it people, there is a population problem on our fair planet. Sure under my rule as Ruler of the World lots of people will quickly be living on the moon which will also create thousands of new jobs, but there will also be billions living on earth.Another Problem
Stupid people. Stupid people are a big problem. Every year billions of dollars are spend in Canadaand the United States
on futile efforts to save drunk people who got lost in the woods or out at sea. Why did they get lost at sea? Because they are stupid. Will the hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on a search and rescue for these idiots ever be repaid by them? No, and do you know why? Because if they were smart enough to somehow contribute hundreds of thousands of dollars to society they wouldn't have been stupid enough to get lost at sea.
Car accidents in the middle of winter are a common occurrence. Nearly all are caused by stupid people. They drive too fast or without care and consideration, or while trying to put on makeup while talking on their phone. Stupid people is what they are. They cause an accident and then police, an ambulance, doctors, fire trucks, insurance agents and more must take time out of their day to help these stupid people, driving the cost up for these services.
So what can we do?
Kill all stupid people of course. Think about it. We kill them off, all of them. We control the population this way, and we better society. In nature stupid, sick and slow animals are eaten by their predators. Now as the Canadian Alliance Leader, Stockwell Day will tell you, mankind no longer needs to fear dinosaurs, our only natural predator since they all went extinct 6000 years ago (at which time mankind and dinosaurs lived together on Earth)..... Mr. Day will be one of the first to be killed for stupidity.So here we are, without any natural predators thanks to our dinosaur eating ancestors and stupid people have been allowed to flourish in our world. It is only right and just, and an act of nature that we kill off the stupid.
Ok, how do we rate who is stupid?
This is a very good question, one that mankind has had the last 6000 years to debate over now that he didn't have to hide from the dreaded T-Rex. A stupid person is one who leaches off of society, does not obey the rules of society, or does not attempt to reach their full potential. A stupid person is also one who can not logically come up with a solution to a problem, whether their solution is correct or not is not important.So how do we kill the stupid people?
Imagine we took a brain scan of someone who was solving a mathematical problem, and having no problem solving it. Imagine if we scanned another person solving the same problem and being completely lost at the solution. There would be fundamental differences in the two scans. Using this theory as a basis, it would be possible to scan anyone's brainwaves and determine if they are intelligent. We can then kill all those who are not.For this I propose an orbiting satellite, which will scan for brainwaves as it orbits the Earth. When it finds a stupid person.... ZAP! A laser will burn a hole right through them.
Ok, that gets rid of the stupid people, but what about that guy at sea?
Let him drown. Slowly, painfully, without the hope of rescue. If he drowns he gets what he deserves, If he lives he learns to be more careful. If you personally feel the urge to go help, go ahead, but as a governing body the world under my control will not help.As for the traffic accident causer there can be but one solution, and that is capital punishment. Add it up, an ambulance ride, lost wages, cleaning the wrecked vehicles off the street, hospital and doctor fees, law suits, and that idiotic surviving relative who tries to sue for $100,000,000. Compare that to the cost of a bullet to the head at the scene of the accident.
Pete, you are one amazing guy, you took care of population control and the cause of most of the world's woes, stupid people. Where do I sign up?
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